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I realized that when i am in college,i hate to come back home. And when i am at home i just want to go to college but i hate to wakeup early in the morning.

Ab now i wonder why do i always have problems ? Matlab kia?

We,human beings,are never happy!

let me give you this another example,

All of us living in Karachi,we know that 10 bjay ya 11 (or whatever the time is) electricity goes out and if, accidently ya "bholay say" people at KESC spare us or wo light ni bund krtay tu we are like "I wonder abi tak light kio ni gae?' I, myself,WAIT k light kb jaey gi!! UNBELIEVABLE!

Another fact, when electricity goes out i really dont have anything to do expect text people or call them.Ab my mom, she keeps on telling me 'Tm kch ni krti ho,bus har wakt cellphone per lagi reti ho,khana pakao kch kitchen ka kaam karo!'

I am so sure k agr mai SUNDAY ko aasmaan say Moon or Stars b lay aon gi tb b wo yae kahen gi k koi kaam ni krti ho! Bhei accept the fact that I am NOT interested in kitchen ka kaam! If i am not interested that means i can NOT do it!!

Have you ever seen this cartoon on The Disney channel called as "the replacements"?

If not,let me tell you the main idea. A brother and a sister have this phone through which they call to this agency or office kind of place and they tell them to replace people.Like if your teacher is cruel you can replace her(sounds cool hanna?)

I wish i had that cellphone and i wouldve replaced myself! WOW how exotic! Yeah right!

Where am i? Wonderland?

And can you believe this!! Gillani at our college! He is now telling us girls to show our sox to him?! Our identity cards! Strict checking! Degree Level?? hellooooww???!! Are you insane!? Whatelse do you people want from us?

Did i tell you about the case referring to passport sized photographs of our fathers? God! Weird people! Cant they just distinguish between a GUY and a FATHER?

And whats the big use? I saw with my own "cat eyes", this girl going with his "bhai"! Few minutes earlier i heard her talking on the phone with this "bhai" saying something like 'tm ider ajao' ptani kider ajao!!

We were melting in 42 degree ki garmi and the red capped gate keeper was just goofing around with gher k kapron wali larkiyan!

We could clearly see itay saray "bhai" standing in front of the gate waiting for thr "behna"

Aapki so called security isnt making any difference bhei!

Talking about security,a policeman on the roof on one of the college buildings, what does he exactly do? He stands thr and STARE!He keeps on looking inside the ground

Bomber aker,bomb laga kr,kha pi kr jaey ga!!!!

Why does Germander(Commander Sahab) keeps on targetting the girls?? None of this is applied on boys college?!

I think he has this Anti-Women thing in him,thats why his rules are for girls ONLY!

I been attending this subu subu ki assembly since Wednesday i guess and its such a WASTAGE of time!!

DHA has this special collection of people who contains special type of brain which is specially manufactured in DHA ki special factories,having special machinery for this special purpose!

I feel sorry for this but this is the fact that i have to suffer this until i become Urooj khan B.A pass!

BUT, on the other hand,i CANT stand people who disgrace MY COLLEGE! Only WE,students of this college,can say anything and everything about our college!

My boiling point rises like anything when i hear something which is not so appropriate about our college!

I am sure all my girls are with me on this!

Whatever the case is, i love my college 'cause i have friends in it! :D

Tameez

Okay guys so today i had a very weird day. I WAS NOT sure if i was happy or sad or confused or something.

I woke up late, skip everything in between..in the college now. I knew some of 'the people' wont be coming...sad.. anyways i was already hating the fact that i cannot speak.

During our first period we got to know the Mind blowing news that we need to give our father's passport size photograph with NIC ki copy to our teacher for the enrollment forms( how cool does that sounds, these people wanted to see how our fathers look like or something riiiight!!) khaair

2nd, 3rd period passed...

then this LAME -headaching mushaira started which AGAIN left me with this ultimate headache!!! :@

Let me just give you some piece of THIS cake!

here you go:

Yunhi ni surkh surkh ye larkiyaan

Chehron par inkay rung chahatoon ka hai

How LAME! Imagine,how could anybody digest this!!?!

6th,7th,8th and 9th...

Another story starts from here...

My brother came late to pick me up (or kch re gia ta honay say wo b hogia!)

Anyways i came back home, never ate anything,prayers thn started using internet...Thanks to Miss.T,i was really happy :D

The best part starts from here...

I was just sitting on my bed and my brother,younger brother(hes sucha STUD! :p)

told me about this 'language' which my brother and his friends converse in, i exactly dont know what they call it but its..... really different

Let me tell you how it started.....

I tease my younger brother by saying "I'm going to give you a spanky"

This is just a new way to annoy him so khair i said that to him and oh my God! he said

GOOL HOJA!

Allah! I was like "WHAT?! what does that mean?"

He started laughing like anything

I am like "yeah whateverrrr gimme the meaning" (I knew that i am totally insulted full kachi hogae ti per anyways)

After this, he told me some of the 'terms' guys use(cause eventually light went out and we had to do SOMETHING!)

So i am going to write these terms one by one,i hope you'll like them!

Chal Raasta Naap (Its likely to be used when you want to say 'go away' or just get lost)

GOOL Hoja( It means just disappear)

Pee Hui Botel K Moray Huay Straw (I have NO IDEA what does that mean!! :\ )

AFFA or ATTA (According to Yousuf,Mun bund kranay k liye ketay hen :S ??! )

Phatti ??? !!!! (When somebody is scared or busted)

Firing kr ra hai(means CHOORIYAN maar ra hai)

Dharti Hoja , Chalta Phirta Nazar aa (often used to tell somebody to just go away)

Bajti hai (when you dont get along or something)

Where is the Cash hoja (same as dharti and chalta phirta nazar a)

OH my God! Guys are so lame! Why cant they just talk in a simple language?!

Let me tell you the NICHOUR of this topic, Guys dont know what is Tameez and i am so sure all of my friends will agree!

I'll surely write on larkon ki personality and thr cheapness!

Why Sound Box?

So, as EVERYBODY in the world knows that i am so bored and useless these days(i think i don't want to tell you guys 'the background' regarding boredom)so anyways, the story behind the blog name 'Sound Box' is that,I've been attending dinners since Thursday and eventually i WAS the only one left to whom INFLUENZA never attacked...khaiir tu on Thursday with the dinner i was offered drink i mean, a soft drink,ofcourse, i thought

"You should'nt drink, because you know it'll lead towards 'SOUND BOX problem'

I never drank anything that night......

Friday..dinner

"Urooj,have some drink yaar",said Noni

Urooj: "umm.. yeah..inna bit"

I am thinking again...

Its okay! Drinking just once wont make any difference...

Next moment Uroojless,with a glass filled with bubbles and fumes and temptations...

drinking whole lot of 7up

anyways came back home,did all the usual stuff,in bed sleeping....

NEXT DAY

Saturday... dinner again

On my way to 'the dinner' i am telling myself not to drink this time or else my sound box is NO MORE! Thn, i am like totally satisfied that,okay, this time no drinky yeah! surely!

...During dinner,there was this aunty who came up to me, said nothing and just gave me a glass... I could feel the coldness..something popping out from the glass..touching my hand... And telling me "DRINK ME"

I drank.. Not my fault! i had to,giving her back would sound...umm... rude! (Forgetting my promise and all my plans regarding DRINKING)

NOW i am back home feeling btameezi in my throat!!

SUNDAY...DINNER

This time nobody offered me a drink,because... OBVIOUSLY!!!!

I was like this is getting on my last nerve now(the kharab-ment in my throat) so just STOP yourself!

Very SINCERELY, i was sitting there,doing nothing,looking at my loved ones DRINKING...Psh! like i care?! i care.. :(

"Its okay Urooj, you can drink some other day!"

BUT WHEN??!!

Just then,a "person" gave me a bowl "Here you go" and went away...
I saw it, it was something like jelly or something but it was like creme...

Anyways i took a spoon... i knew it...no fumes...nothing popping out...i was about to take a bite "aimlessly"

STRAWBERRY MOUSSE!!!!!!!

Monday morning....

Unable to speak...

The End.