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I realized that when i am in college,i hate to come back home. And when i am at home i just want to go to college but i hate to wakeup early in the morning.

Ab now i wonder why do i always have problems ? Matlab kia?

We,human beings,are never happy!

let me give you this another example,

All of us living in Karachi,we know that 10 bjay ya 11 (or whatever the time is) electricity goes out and if, accidently ya "bholay say" people at KESC spare us or wo light ni bund krtay tu we are like "I wonder abi tak light kio ni gae?' I, myself,WAIT k light kb jaey gi!! UNBELIEVABLE!

Another fact, when electricity goes out i really dont have anything to do expect text people or call them.Ab my mom, she keeps on telling me 'Tm kch ni krti ho,bus har wakt cellphone per lagi reti ho,khana pakao kch kitchen ka kaam karo!'

I am so sure k agr mai SUNDAY ko aasmaan say Moon or Stars b lay aon gi tb b wo yae kahen gi k koi kaam ni krti ho! Bhei accept the fact that I am NOT interested in kitchen ka kaam! If i am not interested that means i can NOT do it!!

Have you ever seen this cartoon on The Disney channel called as "the replacements"?

If not,let me tell you the main idea. A brother and a sister have this phone through which they call to this agency or office kind of place and they tell them to replace people.Like if your teacher is cruel you can replace her(sounds cool hanna?)

I wish i had that cellphone and i wouldve replaced myself! WOW how exotic! Yeah right!

Where am i? Wonderland?

And can you believe this!! Gillani at our college! He is now telling us girls to show our sox to him?! Our identity cards! Strict checking! Degree Level?? hellooooww???!! Are you insane!? Whatelse do you people want from us?

Did i tell you about the case referring to passport sized photographs of our fathers? God! Weird people! Cant they just distinguish between a GUY and a FATHER?

And whats the big use? I saw with my own "cat eyes", this girl going with his "bhai"! Few minutes earlier i heard her talking on the phone with this "bhai" saying something like 'tm ider ajao' ptani kider ajao!!

We were melting in 42 degree ki garmi and the red capped gate keeper was just goofing around with gher k kapron wali larkiyan!

We could clearly see itay saray "bhai" standing in front of the gate waiting for thr "behna"

Aapki so called security isnt making any difference bhei!

Talking about security,a policeman on the roof on one of the college buildings, what does he exactly do? He stands thr and STARE!He keeps on looking inside the ground

Bomber aker,bomb laga kr,kha pi kr jaey ga!!!!

Why does Germander(Commander Sahab) keeps on targetting the girls?? None of this is applied on boys college?!

I think he has this Anti-Women thing in him,thats why his rules are for girls ONLY!

I been attending this subu subu ki assembly since Wednesday i guess and its such a WASTAGE of time!!

DHA has this special collection of people who contains special type of brain which is specially manufactured in DHA ki special factories,having special machinery for this special purpose!

I feel sorry for this but this is the fact that i have to suffer this until i become Urooj khan B.A pass!

BUT, on the other hand,i CANT stand people who disgrace MY COLLEGE! Only WE,students of this college,can say anything and everything about our college!

My boiling point rises like anything when i hear something which is not so appropriate about our college!

I am sure all my girls are with me on this!

Whatever the case is, i love my college 'cause i have friends in it! :D