Tameez

Okay guys so today i had a very weird day. I WAS NOT sure if i was happy or sad or confused or something.

I woke up late, skip everything in between..in the college now. I knew some of 'the people' wont be coming...sad.. anyways i was already hating the fact that i cannot speak.

During our first period we got to know the Mind blowing news that we need to give our father's passport size photograph with NIC ki copy to our teacher for the enrollment forms( how cool does that sounds, these people wanted to see how our fathers look like or something riiiight!!) khaair

2nd, 3rd period passed...

then this LAME -headaching mushaira started which AGAIN left me with this ultimate headache!!! :@

Let me just give you some piece of THIS cake!

here you go:

Yunhi ni surkh surkh ye larkiyaan

Chehron par inkay rung chahatoon ka hai

How LAME! Imagine,how could anybody digest this!!?!

6th,7th,8th and 9th...

Another story starts from here...

My brother came late to pick me up (or kch re gia ta honay say wo b hogia!)

Anyways i came back home, never ate anything,prayers thn started using internet...Thanks to Miss.T,i was really happy :D

The best part starts from here...

I was just sitting on my bed and my brother,younger brother(hes sucha STUD! :p)

told me about this 'language' which my brother and his friends converse in, i exactly dont know what they call it but its..... really different

Let me tell you how it started.....

I tease my younger brother by saying "I'm going to give you a spanky"

This is just a new way to annoy him so khair i said that to him and oh my God! he said

GOOL HOJA!

Allah! I was like "WHAT?! what does that mean?"

He started laughing like anything

I am like "yeah whateverrrr gimme the meaning" (I knew that i am totally insulted full kachi hogae ti per anyways)

After this, he told me some of the 'terms' guys use(cause eventually light went out and we had to do SOMETHING!)

So i am going to write these terms one by one,i hope you'll like them!

Chal Raasta Naap (Its likely to be used when you want to say 'go away' or just get lost)

GOOL Hoja( It means just disappear)

Pee Hui Botel K Moray Huay Straw (I have NO IDEA what does that mean!! :\ )

AFFA or ATTA (According to Yousuf,Mun bund kranay k liye ketay hen :S ??! )

Phatti ??? !!!! (When somebody is scared or busted)

Firing kr ra hai(means CHOORIYAN maar ra hai)

Dharti Hoja , Chalta Phirta Nazar aa (often used to tell somebody to just go away)

Bajti hai (when you dont get along or something)

Where is the Cash hoja (same as dharti and chalta phirta nazar a)

OH my God! Guys are so lame! Why cant they just talk in a simple language?!

Let me tell you the NICHOUR of this topic, Guys dont know what is Tameez and i am so sure all of my friends will agree!

I'll surely write on larkon ki personality and thr cheapness!